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SnarlScore
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The honest website coach
SnarlScore is the website coach that gives you the honest read most tools won’t.
It reads your website and tells you, honestly, what’s costing you customers — and exactly what to fix to win them back.
Reads your real siteTells you straightFree — no card
There are dozens of AI tools now, all promising the world — it’s hard to know which actually helps. SnarlScore keeps it simple: one honest read of your website, in plain English, so you know exactly what to do next.
How it works
SnarlScore reads it like a sharp operator.
You get an honest teardown of what's costing you customers — and how to fix it.
What you’ll receive
Free teardown
The verdict on your site, your top 2–3 blockers, and the one thing to fix first.
£29 — full diagnosis
Every blocker, ranked by what’s costing you most, with why each one hurts.
£49 — diagnosis + fixes
Adds the exact fix for each blocker, your fastest wins, a 30-day plan, and a rewritten homepage.
It starts with your website — the clearest signal of what’s working and what’s quietly losing you customers — and the monthly plan keeps coaching you from there.
What a teardown looks like
An example SnarlScore teardown — the real format and depth you receive, calm and specific and grounded in the actual site.
Why I built this
I’m Vierka, and I built SnarlScore because I needed it myself. I’ve spent a lot of time trying to improve my own websites, sharpen performance, and work out what was quietly costing me customers — but most tools only gave me the Labrador version. They were friendly, flattering, and far too keen to tell me everything looked great. Flattery doesn’t fix a business.
So I built the opposite: a coach that reads your website like a sharp operator, tells you the truth even when it stings, and shows you exactly what to change next. Because the truth is, reality can be uncomfortable — but it’s a lot more useful than praise that keeps you stuck.
It’s named after my dog, Petal — a Shih Tzu who’s quite sure she’s a Rottweiler. Sweet little thing, but she doesn’t pretend things are fine when they aren’t. Neither does this. If something on your website is quietly losing you customers, SnarlScore will tell you straight — then help you fix it.